Saturday, August 22, 2015

234. The Clean House Joke

"A clean house is a happy house"
The doctors said to me.
This is the advice they give
When I go to therapy.
"It keeps you calm and healthy,
And makes you more stress-free."
They must not have a son that's one
And a daughter who is three.
There's kicking and there's screaming
There's punching in the knee.
More messes made than cleaned, I fear.
It's driving me crazy.
So when the doctor says that I 
Should clean more frequently,
I'll tell him that's a funny joke
And save my sanity.

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