Monday, August 31, 2015

243. Flu Shots

"Do you want a flu shot?" I asked my daughter slyly.
"Yeah!" She squealed with great delight, and jumped excitedly. 

"I guess we'll get that flu shot now and spare another trip. 
Why not when she's excited?" I said, fixing her clip.

The nurse retrieved two flu shots, one for Thomas; One for Jane.
Jane bounced around like fire was going through her brain.

"I'm getting a shot!" She sang and danced. "I'm going to get a band-aid! 
Oh! My skirt!" For jumping dropped it. The darling thing was hand-made.

The nurse returned and asked my Jane when she wanted to go.
"Thomas first or Janey first? Come on. Up you go."

"Janey first! And I'll be brave! See, Thomas, it's okay!"
She settled down upon the bench and quietly she lay.

Thomas watched as Janey took her shot without a cry. 
She just said "ouch" and looked at me, a smile in her eye.

"I did it, Tom! I didn't cry! I'm a big girl now!
Here! Your turn. You can do it! I will show you how."

Then Thomas lay upon the bench and Janey held his hand.
She told him he would be alright. She knew he'd understand.

The shot was given. A little whine emerged from Tommy's throat.
But then he looked at Janey in her little purple coat.

He stopped his cry before it started. He gulped back every fear,
Because he knew his sister was standing very near.

The shots were through. Both yelled with joy! The hardest part was done.
Then all that's left was ice cream, which Jane and Thomas fairly won.


Sunday, August 30, 2015

242. Jesus Christ Loves You

Trials come and trials go
Life is full of wants and woe 
But we can always simply know
That Jesus Christ loves you

Life is full of crazy stress
Your job is hard; your home's a mess
But you must feel that warm caress
For Jesus Christ loves you

Only you can choose your way
Only you can seize the day
You nist never be afraid
For Jesus Christ loves you 

The sun is shining full and bright
You are fixed with glorious light
You will conquer every flight
For Jesus Christ loves you

Saturday, August 29, 2015

241. Peter Boyle

Peter Boyle is the monster that young Frankenstein created.
He grunts and groans and terrifies the father that he hated.
Peter Boyle is the father of a comatose fiancé.
He paid for teeth and outfits that would shame even Beyoncé.
Peter Boyle is the husband of a crazed, insulting mother.
He understands the in-law's plight, but much prefers the brother.

Friday, August 28, 2015

240. A Good Cook

After a rough day, we sat down to a very, very simple dinner of macaroni and cheese and poptarts (Janey's choice). It was that kind of a day. I can't even make it better by saying it was deliciously gooey and scrumptious Mac n cheese. 
It came out of a box.
And I didn't even make it; my husband played chef.
But that's just how the day was. 
I did well the rest of the week. We had Apple pork chops, a peanut satay, some delicious chicken and rice casserole, and I'd even baked some fresh bread. But tonight was boxed macaroni and cheese.
We sat down, said our prayer, and started eating. After a few bites Janey piped up, in quite a chipper voice, "this is so yummy! You're a good cook!"
Out of habit, I replied "thank you." 
Her response: "No, Mommy, Daddy is a good cook."

Guess who's not getting brownies tomorrow.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

239. Excuses

Sometimes you are lonely
Sometimes you feel scared
Sometimes you are hungry
Sometimes unprepared

Sometimes you are cold
Sometimes you are hot
Sometimes you are happy
Sometimes you are not

Sometimes you need water
Sometimes you turn red
Whatever your excuse is
Please, go back to bed

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

238. Haikus

I like my haikus
Because they don't take much time
And I don't feel well

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

237. Agony

Did I abuse it
Or show it disdain?
Why won't it flush for me?
If I should lose it
How shall I regain
The comfort it brings to me?

Agony! 
Beyond power of speech
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach.

There by the shower
It sits by the hour
With no water there
Welcoming, calling me, frequently humming
And choking on air.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-

Agony!
Far more painful than yours
When you know you could just drop poo
If there only were doors.

Agony!
Oh the torture for me

What's as elating

Or half so frustrating

As needing to pee?

Am I not holding it
Waiting
Impatient
Miserable
Just dancing here
Hoping
They'll turn on the water
That just will not come?

I'm about to explode on the floor here

The why no-?

Do I know?

The plumbers are mad!

You know nothing of madness
Til you have to pee now
And your waiting but how
Can you go when they've
Shut off the water they've 
Said that there's a cow in there
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Agony!

Misery!

Woe!

Though it's different for each.

Always empty and dry

Always that empty bowl

And it's just out of reach!
Agony
That can cut like a knife
Have to pee for my life!