When babies have to urinate
They don't really care.
They make a face and smile at you
And go on you right there.
When toddlers have to urinate
It's either death or joy.
For if they make it: "Yay! Success!"
And if they don't? "Oh boy."
When young kids have to urinate
The deed is rather plain.
It's just another part of life.
It happens, sun or rain.
When preteens have to urinate
Things get a little weird.
Their bodies start to do some things
They always kind of feared.
When teen boys have to urinate
It becomes quite a hoot.
They laugh and joke and play around.
They get some in their boot.
When teen girls have to urinate
They go in threes and fours
And though it is embarrassing
They still talk through the doors.
When daddy's have to urinate
They disappear too long.
And on return they find the kids
Have put on their clothes wrong.
They try to get away.
The kids still pester, yell, and bang.
They always find a way.
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