2. When She Gets Her Way

"Manly."

"Manly?"

"Yes. It makes you look manly."

"You mean cavemanly."

"No, sexy manly. Rugged manly. Heroic manly. I-can-fix-any-problem-you-throw-at-me manly."

"It's scraggly."

"It's developing."

"It's itchy."

"It'll stop being itchy in a couple of days."

"I look like a teenager trying to be a man."

"Oh, no you don't. You look great!"

"It's not professional."

"You're on vacation. You don't have to look professional."

"It makes me look funny."

"It makes you look manly.

"Manly?"

"Manly."